News Report: PUMA attacks are on the rise.
PUMA’s are very dangerous creatures, inhabiting every state and every major city. These predators congregate wherever sore losers are found, feasting on the blood of the ill-informed and the apathetic. PUMA’s are vicious hunters, usually attacking from behind or underneath their prospective prey. They are known to be [...]
Written on August 21, 2008 | Posted in
Sean J. Palmer |
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Among the various new high crimes created by the media to badger politicians since the dawn of the new millennium, the flip-flop is certainly the most mind-numbingly irritating and irrational of all.
Written on August 19, 2008 | Posted in
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I was looking at the news surrounding the upcoming presidential election, and I realized that one aspect of it makes it strikingly similar to the 1960 election - and no, it’s not the similarity between Obama and JFK. Just like in 1960, technology is shaping not only how the race is being run, but how [...]
Written on August 15, 2008 | Posted in
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The International Olympic Committee surprised the world today with the newest addition to the Olympic Games, scheduled to run as the last event in the “Games of the XXIX Olympiad.” The event: The 400-minute Deep Breathing Relay.
Written on August 7, 2008 | Posted in
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Barack Obama turned 47 yesterday, and as far as birthday presents go, I’m not too sure the McCain campaign’s now-infamous tire pressure gauge would go over well.
However, one thing Barack loves: change…as in the pocket change that makes up one of the many $25 donations to his campaign, and in both tire pressure and [...]
Written on August 5, 2008 | Posted in
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