The Following is a Public Health Service Announcement

The hype of swine flu (also known as H1N1 or the pig god’s final judgment) is alive and well in the media, and while it is important to protect oneself against this terrible virus, it is equally important to mention its more prevalent, more dangerous, yet lesser known cousins:  proboscidean and asinian equine fever. These [...]

The Night Before Tuesday

‘Twas a night in November, a Monday, in fact, as the president sat, bags yet to be packed. He thought of Obama, that arrogant snob, saying “In 24 hours, I’m out of a job!” He worried about his good friend Johnny Mac, who he wished had done more with his swift-boat attack. “Sure, he’s not [...]

Angry Cougar-like Animal Tears Democratic Party to Pieces

News Report: PUMA attacks are on the rise.
PUMA’s are very dangerous creatures, inhabiting every state and every major city.  These predators congregate wherever sore losers are found, feasting on the blood of the ill-informed and the apathetic.  PUMA’s are vicious hunters, usually attacking from behind or underneath their prospective prey.  They are known to [...]

New Olympic Sport – Deep Breathing, Beijing Style!

The International Olympic Committee surprised the world today with the newest addition to the Olympic Games, scheduled to run as the last event in the “Games of the XXIX Olympiad.” The event: The 400-minute Deep Breathing Relay.

Poodles, Primping, and Performance-Enhancing

Disclaimer: The following story is completely fictional, except for the absurdity of it all….
The stars were out this year at the “Bestminster Iams Eukanuba Chew-Toy Champion Kennel Club” Dog Show this year, and what a night it was to be a dog; the lights, the cameras, the treats…oh, the treats. However, a dark cloud [...]