The Following is a Public Health Service Announcement
The hype of swine flu (also known as H1N1 or the pig god’s final judgment) is alive and well in the media, and while it is important to protect oneself against this terrible virus, it is equally important to mention its more prevalent, more dangerous, yet lesser known cousins: proboscidean and asinian equine fever. These [...]
New Olympic Sport – Deep Breathing, Beijing Style!
The International Olympic Committee surprised the world today with the newest addition to the Olympic Games, scheduled to run as the last event in the “Games of the XXIX Olympiad.” The event: The 400-minute Deep Breathing Relay.
Poodles, Primping, and Performance-Enhancing
Disclaimer: The following story is completely fictional, except for the absurdity of it all….
The stars were out this year at the “Bestminster Iams Eukanuba Chew-Toy Champion Kennel Club” Dog Show this year, and what a night it was to be a dog; the lights, the cameras, the treats…oh, the treats. However, a dark cloud [...]
