‘Twas a night in November, a Monday, in fact, as the president sat, bags yet to be packed. He thought of Obama, that arrogant snob, saying “In 24 hours, I’m out of a job!” He worried about his good friend Johnny Mac, who he wished had done more with his swift-boat attack. “Sure, he’s not [...]
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The Night Before Tuesday
Filed Under: Domestic Issues, Featured Articles, Other Domestic Tagged With: Barack, bush, Cheney, Election 2008, McCain, Obama, Palin, The Night Before Christmas
Political Mythbusters
There are just over two weeks left until the general election, and for those of you who have yet to make up your minds about your presidential vote, you are not alone. Most national polls put the percentage of undecided voters between eight and 11% – about 21 million voters, according to statistics from the [...]
Filed Under: Domestic Issues, Washington Tagged With: 2008 election, Barack, John, McCain, Mythbusters, Obama
Angry Cougar-like Animal Tears Democratic Party to Pieces
News Report: PUMA attacks are on the rise. PUMA’s are very dangerous creatures, inhabiting every state and every major city. These predators congregate wherever sore losers are found, feasting on the blood of the ill-informed and the apathetic. PUMA’s are vicious hunters, usually attacking from behind or underneath their prospective prey. They are known to [...]
Filed Under: Domestic Issues, Other Domestic Tagged With: Barack, Clinton, Hilary, Obama, PUMA, What's the Matter With Kansas
How Hillary Can Give Her Groove Back
It’s official, folks. Even Maureen Dowd, the greatest, truest love of anything with the last name “Clinton’( even George, of Parliament Funkadelic fame), has mentioned that perhaps it may be time for Sen. Hillary Clinton to graciously back out of the race to be the 2008 Democratic nominee. Maybe. Clinton mentioned, in an interview with [...]
Filed Under: Washington Tagged With: Barack, Clinton, Democratic, Hillary, John, McCain, Nomination, Obama, primary
Kennedy Curses and Campaign Chaos
The past few weeks of campaigning, both Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama have been at war. No, not for votes, but rather, endorsements.It seems that every lobby, every activist, every government official and all of their mothers are coming out to hop on one bandwagon or the other, and soon it is likely to start [...]
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