Poodles, Primping, and Performance-Enhancing

Disclaimer: The following story is completely fictional, except for the absurdity of it all….
The stars were out this year at the “Bestminster Iams Eukanuba Chew-Toy Champion Kennel Club” Dog Show this year, and what a night it was to be a dog; the lights, the cameras, the treats…oh, the treats. However, a dark cloud [...]